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Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

The Dante Alighieri Rehab Center

Dante Alighieri

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Lady Macbeth

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

One book... One book... One book...

Love Potion

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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Dante Alighieri

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"I stand corrected..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

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'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).