Dada Devotee T-Shirts

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Man Ray

Francis Picabia

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Kritik's Korner

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Convenience.

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I was a gainfully employed copy editor. Suddenly, one day, I couldn't tell an em dash from an en dash."

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Is this piece of artwork or a chart of current market trends?"

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

Cheerleaders

"Markets reacted to the news by edging aside kind of awkwardly and then pretending to take a phone call."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Your very generous charitable contribution shows up as this very slight blip right here.'

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

I Heart Data

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

"Data is just another way of never having to say you're sorry. You know that, David."

Salvador Dali museum

Salvador Deli

Mrs. Richter's Scale.