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"Whoa, deja  vu!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Convenience.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

The Dandy

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'You need to think outside the box.'

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Year of the Rat

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'But what do you sell?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

Quill ?

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

Devil Tricks

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

Aeneas

'I don't think he's thinking of anything, I think he's taking a nap.'

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'