Dada Admirer Gifts

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Kritik's Korner

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Convenience.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

The Dandy

Man Ray

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'You need to think outside the box.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Year of the Rat

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Francis Picabia

'But what do you sell?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Cat asleep on stage with audience of cats.

Scientific reaction to the news of declining sperm counts was mixed.

Marcel Duchamp caricature

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Madonna

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

" 'Abandon all hope' only comes in the sweatshirt."

Quill ?

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

Al Pacino

Now go wash your hands.

Devil Tricks

*Translation: "M'eh-lahni-ah... your mission begins. Depart for 'Earth' and await your instructions".

'I'm looking for something with a lot of carrots.'

Aeneas

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'