Dadaist Appreciator Gifts

Kritik's Korner

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

Man Ray

Nikolai Gogol

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Francis Picabia

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Marcel Duchamp caricature

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Elepants

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'I get a lot of job offers..'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Painting the Sistine Chapel. 1508. 1509. 1510. 1511. 1512. It looks great, Michelangelo, but there's one thing I don't understand. Why didn't you just paint it in the regular way and then mount it on the ceiling?

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"

Godot Bound And Gagged In A Dark Office

"That was Albert. He was at a demonstration against global warming and now he's in the hospital with frostbite."

"Whoa, deja  vu!"

Now go wash your hands.

Waiting for Dogot

Michelangelo's David

Maybe we never actually do anything because we keep calling for a show of hands.

Fly Mimes.

Nude Defacing a Staircase.

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'