Dadaist Dreamer Gifts

I love Dada

Paul Klee

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

George Orwell

Kritik's Korner

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Totalitarian Humour

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Zorro as a child.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'