Dante Devotee Mugs

Descent to the Last Circle - Antaeus (The Divine Comedy).

The Dante Alighieri Rehab Center

Dante Alighieri

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Lady Macbeth

"Bonk!"

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Dante's Undiscovered Prequels

Man Ray

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

Francis Picabia

Love Potion

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dec. 26

Dante Alighieri

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I stand corrected..."

Pavlov's Dog at Christmas time...

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."