Domestic Da Vinci T-Shirts

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

National Museum of Refrigerator Art.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Balancing work and family

Kid doing cave paintings

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo