Profit Da Vinci T-Shirts

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Watering Money

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Let's Celebrate

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

Propping up a profits chart.

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

'You need to think outside the box.'

"So I sold him six with a 23% profit margin, so what do you think of that!"

"The role is subtly nuanced and the person we choose has to bring a sense of 'lots of money for the producers' to the part."

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'Yeah. It was a good day.'

"Magnificent light today, chief."

Curators at the Louvre museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

Early Photobomb

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

'It was gravity after this point.'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'You're a two-faced, back stabbing, bootlicker who wouldn't hesitate to sell his own Mother for profit, Penderton. If only we had more like you.'

'So, what's to smile about?'