Da Vinci Aficionado Mugs

'Excellent my dear, but perhaps a tad more mystery.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Party Animals.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Kritik's Korner

Canadian film production

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The Rise of Modern Art

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Treasure Island Book.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Moby Dick

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'So no animals were harmed in that movie...but how about the audience?!'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Movies vs. Films

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Film Star Robert de Niro

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Jim Carrey,