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Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

MI5 Press Office

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Science Applied to Art

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

When policewomen date.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

'It appears that our competitors have gotten their hands on our confidential files...I'm afraid we may have a mole in this office!'