Bookish Spies T-Shirts

"No, I'm not working undercover, Timmy. School librarians are allowed to use public libraries."

The practical psychopath

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Pet Drone

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"This medical dictionary has had it's appendix taken out. . . !"

Scene from an early draft of Moby Dick

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

Theory of Gravity

The Spy Who Loved Me

Ian Fleming

Roger Moore

William Blake.

The Federal Witless Protection Program in action.

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

(The really ugly duckling)

Oliver Twist - Oliver,with the Pickpocketing Artful Dodger's Mode

John le Carre

"Can I come with you? I need a grant."

Michel De Montaigne is quotes as saying the following...

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Nonviolent Clue.

'I'm not a famous writer, but I do make enough money to travel the country and sleep in my car.'

Drunk And Orderly

'Camilo José Cela'

"School is loverly this time of year."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."