Romantic Spies Gifts

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

"They rubbed my tummy, chief- I told them everything."

Pet Drone

Uncle Sam and the CIA.

007's Dating Mishaps

MI5 Press Office

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

The Spy Who Loved Me

Science Applied to Art

"So, Mr. Bond, you have foolishly entered my diabolical hall of mirrors."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

CIA, NOW HIRING, 'My resume? - I memorized it and burned it.'

The National Conversation Starts Here

Roger Moore

"I don't know how the competition are finding out our secrets!"

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Bond is back...again...!'

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'Gentlemen, I have evidence that one of us is a spy.'

When policewomen date.

… So Ace Peerless and I were parasailing, and out of nowhere, he took out his knife, cut his cords, and plummeted into the ocean. Of all the times I've had men run out in the middle of an argument, that was by far the most annoying. Susan, I said my old college roommate Rudy Park is a Russian spy, and a federal agent put me on a plane to Moscow to follow him and expose how he's helping Putin blackmail the president! Not being heard. That is my biggest pet peeve, Lemont. Ace knows that. Could you

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'