Romantic Escapade Survivor Gifts

'Our relationship is doomed! We went to the fair and capsized in the tunnel of love.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

A woman reads a romance novel.

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

What classic movie comes to mind when I put my hands on your shoulders? "The Creature from the Black Lagoon."

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

'There she is, dreaming about Zorro again.'

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."