Romantic Escapade Survivor Prints

'Our relationship is doomed! We went to the fair and capsized in the tunnel of love.'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'The marvelous thing about a Singles cruise is, if you don't find an interesting man, you can drown your sorrows with interesting food.'

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Occational lovers - "Let's see...work,work,work,time to recuperate.." "How about Friday."

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

'It's times like this I miss the business channel.'

'Remember Machu Picchu, darling? We sat watching that fabulous sunset and suddenly you turned to me and asked me for a pre-nuptial agreement?'

'Henceforth, nurse Blum will be the nurse to take your blood pressure.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"It's a trashy, unrealistic romance novel about a beautiful maiden and an equally handsome prince who fall instantly and passionately in love...naturally it's a New York Times Bestseller!"

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

A woman reads a romance novel.

'This is kind of a bad time - could we have an affair AFTER tax day'

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'It was a furious stormy affair from the start, and after the winds of passion subsided, I just 'blew him away'.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, safe sex and wine.'

"Is this your first time with an undercover cop?"

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'