Romantic Dinnertime Humorist Gifts

'Alright. I get it. You're a doctor!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Like.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

Homophone Encounter

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

Prison Romance.

Dating in 2020

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I do not always get what I want...I got you didn't I?"

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'