Romantic Dinnertime Humorist Pillows

'Alright. I get it. You're a doctor!'

'Your French dip, sir.'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Tunnel of Like.

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Dating in 2020

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Homophone Encounter

Prison Romance.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"And, finally, do you, Don, or do you, Allison, have a problem with any of this?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"I never turn into a prince on a first date."

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

Banana

'Marriage might suck the life out of our relationship.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'