Romantic Data Surfers Gifts

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

Fear/Knowledge

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Big Data Tonight

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

Likes Charts Likes Pie

Daytime TV For Nerds

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

'We were matched by computer.'

Couple in bed with health charts

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

Sadomasochists in love

scientific love: E=MC2.

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

He's our most reliable researcher...highly stable and chemically inert.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'If I may discuss the pie chart first I'll then reveal my source!

Love at first text.

"Workboy"