Romantic Surfers Gifts

'Just think, our first wave as husband and wife.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Proposal on a snowboard

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Ice skating boyfriends

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Gracebook.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Pool lovers

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

Underwater wedding!

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

Love on a surfboard

"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"

Marry me on a surfboard

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

I think we're on the same wave length.

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

Pete Carroll

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.

Surf's up!

'Good thinking.'

'No surf?'

Boat Called Available.

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

"Pardon me."

"What do you want, Denise? I'm not a mind reader."