Surfer's Paradox Lovers Gifts

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

The Meaning of Life

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Surfin' Ahab.

It's my manifesto on living "off the grid," mainly compiled from my blog, tweets and Facebook posts.

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

'I suppose you think you're funny?'

"Serf's up"

Love on a surfboard

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Right Against Right.

Grenadiers

"Eighty percent polyester."

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

'Just think, our first wave as husband and wife.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

The City that Never Sleeps.

'Good thinking.'

'No surf?'

Fastest slowest animal

"Pardon me."

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'