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European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

The Meaning of Life

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

'Applicant wacked out, suggest immediate promotion.'

Surfin' Ahab.

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

Love on a surfboard

"Serf's up"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"We have ways of making you say yes, but I want you to want to say yes."

Grenadiers

Right Against Right.

Zeno Gives Directions

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

'The doctor told me to get away for a while..Where I live, in the country, it's just too quiet for me, so I've come here for a vacation.'

'Just think, our first wave as husband and wife.'

'Say that again and you're a dead man!'

The City that Never Sleeps.

'Good thinking.'

Fastest slowest animal

'No surf?'

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

Life-style Coach

"Pardon me."

'National Public Television now presents 'Monday Night Chess'!'