Romantic Surfer Gifts

Love on a surfboard

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Proposal on a snowboard

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Pool lovers

Valentine Comix

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

101 uses of a dead cat: surf board.

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

'We don't know HOW to surf - Can't you part the sea or something?'

"We do a service to humanity by culling out the weak, the sick and the surfers."

Boy standing on 'The Joy of Sex' book.

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Marry me on a surfboard

Agent with security case proposes to girlfriend with ring that has a tiny security case chained to it.

"I suppose a lot of people do their worshipping online these days."

'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'

I think we're on the same wave length.

"Do you have anything that will make us as deliriously happy as the couple in this cruise magazine?"

Fake it with Flowers.