Romantic Data Surfers Pillows

"Will you be able to provide me with the bare necessities, like unlimited talk, text and data?"

Fear/Knowledge

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Big Data Tonight

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

Statistics department with 'You are here (sampling error +/- 4%)'.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

Likes Charts Likes Pie

'...Hmm...just like the real thing.'

Daytime TV For Nerds

Couple in bed with health charts

'We were matched by computer.'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

Peep-A-Boo Spyware: 'Your Privacy is Our Eminent Domain!'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

He's our most reliable researcher...highly stable and chemically inert.

Sadomasochists in love

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'If I may discuss the pie chart first I'll then reveal my source!

Love at first text.

"Workboy"

"How did we do?"