Romantic Comedy Saver Pillows

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Right here's fine."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

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