Romantic Comedy Saver Pillows

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"Right here's fine."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Love is in the air...

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Dog in love

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'