Saver With Humor Pillows

'Your account is sixteen pounds seventy eight pence in credit, do you have any plans for the money?!!'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

"Feeling that only you can prevent forest fires could be construed as delusions of grandeur."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

The Mattress Savings Bank

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

I spent it all under the silly notion that it was all mine.

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

"The Scrimpshaws have finally decided to deposit their savings."

Reverse piggy bank

"Hi Honey, don't forget to set your clock in the studio ahead today."

Watching animals having sex at the zoo - "Well it doesn't look like an endangered species to me!"

"With the money I save on gas, I can get new phones for both of us."

"I'm having trouble convincing my mom that I need an ATM installed in my bank."

"Boy oh boy, how will you ever be able to pay your energy bills?"

"I've discovered a great way to diet...I just look at the price of food and I lose my appetite!"

'I'm banking on gas prices going up this summer.'

Jeff discovered a new bank account where his money would always be safe.

'Yes, your night goggles are nice, but if you'd used the money to pay the electric bill, we wouldn't need them.'

'Exercise isn't supposed to be energy efficient!'

And this is the economy model.

"He can be pretty mean when he takes his wife out to dinner"

"Papi, I'm planning my future. How much money do you have in my college fund?"