Romantic Comedy Watcher Pillows

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Call me?"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Right here's fine."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Dog in love

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.