Robot Babysitter Gifts

"Your mother and I just want to set you up as best we can for a job in the future. . ."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

Baby Hairstyles.

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

A baby playing on a grand piano

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Changing the baby.