Robot Cuddler Gifts

Robot Friend

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

A midwife holding a baby

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

Canine Companion

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Cling-On Dog

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Cat Reunion

"He's already getting attached to you."

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Bed Seasons

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Tit for Tat.