Robotic Pet Lover Gifts

Robodog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Robocop and Juliet.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'Click it or ticket.'

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Intel inside."

Dog crying at his place being replaced by a lap top.

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'If we build it, they will come.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

New Tricks. V. 6.0.1. Download. @#$^!

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

Artificial Love

"The R2-D2 swears all the time. They beep out every word he says."