Robotic Pet Lover Mugs

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Robocop and Juliet.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Artificial hearts.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'What do you mean, you want a coffee break?!'

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

'Click it or ticket.'

"Et tu, Killbot 9000?"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

Robot on the side of a street begging with a sign that says "Outdated, help."

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

"Oh, I never forget a face. Never."

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"Rexie was just a click away from securing his owner a risk-free, high return investment, and a tummy rub for himself..."

"Intel inside."

Man tried to get dog to go for a walk.

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'If we build it, they will come.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'I could be wrong, but I think Frank brought in a ringer.'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

The Robot's Trophy

Artificial Love