Techie Cuddler Gifts

Spooning

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"I don't want to fork. I just want to spoon."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

Giraffe Selfie

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'I'll take him.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Next!'

Acme Toys Ltd

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Keeping Warm in Winter

Fur Baby

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Puppy.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'