Companion-loving Techie Gifts

"Your screen time is up, but your dog time is down."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

The Smartass Phone

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Social media messages

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Using a social media app to date

"Why is it always cookies and never crackers?"

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Blind data.

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

Remote control bridge in bath.

Love letter via email.

Scales

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

"How did we do?"