Television Cuddler Gifts

I love my TV.

"Pick me!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Canine Companion

Love a Mutt

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Cling-On Dog

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Cat Reunion

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Shelter Cat Nap

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Bed Seasons

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."