Bedtime Cuddler Gifts

"On your left."

'I'll take him.'

"Pick me!"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

A midwife holding a baby

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Cat Reunion

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Bed Seasons

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

A Tit for Tat.

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Acme Toys Ltd

'Next!'

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

'We've tried everything else without success and have now made the decision to adopt.'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"I hate it..."

'What did St. Patrick have against snakes?'

The Not So Wild West

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Spooning

Cats

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Puppies