Robot Babysitter Pillows

"Your mother and I just want to set you up as best we can for a job in the future. . ."

City Zoo: Day Care

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

Coping with a strong-willed child

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"I'm bored."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Baby Hairstyles.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

A baby playing on a grand piano

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Changing the baby.