Robot Caretaker Gifts

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?