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"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

"I had to skip my workout."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Cat Spa

'They sure have small litters.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Lazy plumber.

Dog Food

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"He wants a second opinion."

'Where did the little bird go?'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".