Robot Shepherd Gifts

Where steel wool comes from.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Sheep Ledger

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Merry Christmas.

The return of the four sheepskins

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

They can't all look like sheep butts.