Robotic Rider Gifts

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

The Runaway Horse

Very Difficult Conversations

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Herb's from Texas."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

Stubborn Horses

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Punch Initials - O

Decorating the Stables

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Woah - remember humans?"

Show Jumping Tantrums

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Polo pony

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Riding in the River