Robot Joyrider Gifts

Fiche & Chips

The Victors

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Now just why do you think I would know how to fix the printer?"

"Woah - remember humans?"

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Where steel wool comes from.

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Robot finds computer on doorstep.

Escape

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Dog Car Rides

What we were promised...What we got.

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

"It's an anti-porch pirate security robot. The only problem is that it's scaring the delivery drivers away as well."

"Stop it!"

"Now who's a chump for retiring while he's still young enough to enjoy it?"

Baby on Board sticker on back of car, with a baby driving.

People joyriding in a cherry picker ahead.