Canine Joyrider Gifts

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

Pony Love...

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'Before you get into the market, Mr. Root, we need to test your pain threshold!'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Fiche & Chips

Father and His Son Go Sledging.

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

Teasing Hell's Angels

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

Dog Car Rides

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

"A riding we will go, Both me and my hound, Both safe and sound, A riding we will go!"

Pitbull puppies, must go to a bad home.

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'

Man riding a fish