Joke Joyrider Gifts

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Cleaning the Horse

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'Power steering.'

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

You Should Be Here

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Fiche & Chips

'It's no good telling me to eat my grees, Mum. You know I'm colour blind.'

Dog Car Rides

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'

"Stop it!"

"Install it in the back seat, I'm used to getting my driving directions from there."

"Now who's a chump for retiring while he's still young enough to enjoy it?"