Jungle Joyrider Gifts

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Ecotourism.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Jungle

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'