Easter Joyrider Gifts

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Drunk Barber

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Pony Love...

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

"It's a funny looking world from where you are now! Right, Bill?"

Fiche & Chips

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

Father and His Son Go Sledging.

"Skaters gonna skate."

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Dog Car Rides

Easter bunny thief.

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do!... ...Also have a bunny hide eggs."

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

Teasing Hell's Angels

"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

You need to embrace joy, Al. Please tell me "Joy" is the name of your new receptionist!

Whew! That was close!

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

'Do you guys have an easter egg hunt at home?' 'Sort of, we don't have kids, so my wife hides beers for me to find.' 'Wow, does she have a sister?'

"Tidal wave! Everybody run!"