Holiday Joyrider Gifts

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

Christmas Tree

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Inbox and outbox for books

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

December Fest

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"When is it my turn?"

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Fiche & Chips

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

'What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over.'

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

Alcoholidays: Beethovens fifth.

Christmas 2020

'Rudolf?'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

Dog Car Rides

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'