Joke Joyrider Pillows

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

Cleaning the Horse

"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Power steering.'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

"What's my laptop. Your old room is now the computer room."

You Should Be Here

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Fiche & Chips

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

The fairy godmother made a coach for Cinderella out of a pumpkin! Bill. That's nothing. Some guys made a car for me out of a lemon!

'Why aren't you two asleep yet?'

"Must you go 'beep beep beep' every time you back up?"

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

Dog Car Rides

'It's no good telling me to eat my grees, Mum. You know I'm colour blind.'

'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'

"It's funny how they love to chase cars."

'We may have done better if the jockey had carried the horse round!'

'Should I go and tell dad that grandma is riding his bike again?'

What's the car doing there? That's God come to drive them from the garden.

"Now who's a chump for retiring while he's still young enough to enjoy it?"

Face it, Gloria: I'm a love machine. Don't look now, but your "check engine" light is on.

"Install it in the back seat, I'm used to getting my driving directions from there."

'Did you mark the place we caught those fish last year? Yes, I put a cross on the side of the boat.' - 'You fool. We might get a different boat this time.'