Robot Rescuer Gifts

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Car Rides - Cats

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"There's the remote!"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

Skiing rescue dog.

Save the bacon,

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Where steel wool comes from.

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

Canine Rescue Centre