Robot Rescuer Gifts

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Vigilante Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Car Rides - Cats

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"At least you were replaced with a two ton industrial robot. I was replaced with an app."

'Found her. Keeping her.'

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"There's the remote!"

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

Skiing rescue dog.

Save the bacon,

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Where steel wool comes from.

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

'We are not buying a purebred as long as there are so many homeless dogs down at the balloon Animal Shelter.'

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."