Roadway Systems Gifts

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

HS2

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"On your mark! Get set!"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Turning with mathematical precision.

Man with Stop Signs.

Adopt a highway

GPS HIghway to Hell

Freeways in the Supermarket

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

Winter Roadwork...

Aw, geez, now we're merging down to one plain.

Bored road worker painting a smilie face

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

Men resting.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'I'm sure the officer will understand why I'm not stopping.'

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

"All right. Where did Jenkins go?"

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

Traffic cone tells bollard: 'It's a tough life ... always on the road.'