Roadway Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who finds deep wisdom on every path? Our roadway philosopher-themed products are crafted for the contemplative traveler and creative thinker. They’re ideal for inspiring introspection and adding a touch of wit to any space. Whether it’s a mug for morning musings or a print to decorate their creative corner, these items are designed to resonate with those who see life as an adventurous lesson on the open road.

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Irresolute Traffic Signs

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"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac." mockup

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

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"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year." mockup

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

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"The end of my favorite series is near."

"The end of my favorite series is near." mockup

"The end of my favorite series is near."

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'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...' mockup

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

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'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?' mockup

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

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'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!' mockup

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

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Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt mockup

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

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"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which." mockup

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language mockup

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?' mockup

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

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Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass. mockup

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

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"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life." mockup

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

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Chicken: the one-man show

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"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays." mockup

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

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'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.' mockup

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

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Vast Wasteland Ahead

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"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories." mockup

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

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Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated mockup

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

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Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me! mockup

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

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'Existential truckstop'

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

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Bank

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Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.' mockup

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

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"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it." mockup

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

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'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!' mockup

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

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"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either." mockup

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

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Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.' mockup

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!' mockup

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

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'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...' mockup

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

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An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control mockup

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

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Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk. mockup

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

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Roadway Philosopher Gifts Collection

Roadway Philosopher Mugs

Explore more of our roadway philosopher-themed mugs and bring a wise twist to every coffee break.

Roadway Philosopher Pillows

Discover our roadway philosopher pillows to add a thoughtful touch to your living space or travel nook.

Roadway Philosopher Prints

Browse our artistic prints inspired by roadway philosophers to inspire your home or office with wisdom and creativity.

Roadway Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our roadway philosopher t-shirts and wear your love for thoughtful wandering with pride.