Stage Philosopher Gifts

'If all the world's a stage, what's my MOTIVATION?'

'They all want to play the star.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Yes, you have given 100% to this company. But, over the five years you've worked here that's only 20% a year."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

E=Emcee Squared

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Bravo!

"They're texting it in."

'I loved your argument. When are you planning to perform it again?'

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

Clever youth stating that he considers Shakespeare overrated

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

'But Mom, can't I just skip puberty and go straight to mid-life crisis?'

"Page 33, line 4..."

'Supporting the arts'